Mill Creek Beacon - Your Hometown News Source

A lot of negative press is coming out about the state the stork dropped me into, which houses our country’s most diversified reptiles, and even is nicknamed the “Reptile State.”

This moniker is reinforced by the reptilian state’s majority party leaders, who consistently come across as large, Texan serpents. A recent example being the right wingers who passed House Bill (HB) 3979 and Senate Bill (SB) 3, which apparently oppose the overall values of November’s American Education Week, “…to celebrate public education and honor the individuals working to ensure that every student...