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Why are all those white vans slowly moving and then stopping at the houses in my hood? As my early morning eyes began to focus I could read the bright colored van signs:

Sports equipment bouquets delivered door to door.

Tools bouquets house deliveries.

Clothing bouquets delivers from 7AM to 8 PM Mondays- Sundays.

I vigorously shook my head to make sure I was seeing what I had thought I was seeing.

Somehow the mornings USA TODAY paper appeared in my hands and I was reading the bolded 16 font, all caps, headline, “PRE-SCHOOL GRADUATIONS TODAY”. Then I barely noticed the extra small l...